﻿{"id":5255,"date":"2006-05-16T06:33:12","date_gmt":"2006-05-15T22:33:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dadicdk.com\/2006\/05\/16\/%e7%a4%be%e4%bc%9a-29\/"},"modified":"2006-05-16T06:33:12","modified_gmt":"2006-05-15T22:33:12","slug":"%e7%a4%be%e4%bc%9a-29","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dadicdk.com\/?p=5255","title":{"rendered":"New Husband Store"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><TABLE class=\"fixedTable blogpost\" cellSpacing=0 width=\"100%\" border=0><br \/>\n<TBODY><br \/>\n<TR><br \/>\n<TD class=bvh8><STRONG><FONT size=3><\/FONT><\/STRONG><\/TD><\/TR><br \/>\n<TR><br \/>\n<TD id=msgcns!69C53A3139C2EE2C!1168><br \/>\n<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3><\/FONT><\/STRONG>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a<BR>woman may go to choose a husband.&nbsp; Among the instructions at the entrance <BR>is a description of how the store operates. <BR><\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!&nbsp; There are six floors and the<BR>attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. <\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular <BR>floor,or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to<BR>exit the building!<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. <\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 &#8211; These men have jobs.<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 &#8211; These men have jobs and love kids.<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 &#8211; These men have jobs, love kids, and<BR>are extremely good looking. <\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>&#8220;Wow,&#8221; she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 &#8211; These men have<BR>jobs,love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. <\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>&#8220;Oh, mercy me!&#8221;&nbsp; she exclaims, &#8220;I can hardly stand it!&#8221; <\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 &#8211; These men<BR>have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have <BR>a strong romantic streak. <\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign<BR>reads: Floor 6 &#8211; You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no<BR>men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible <BR>to please.<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>&nbsp;<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV><BR>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx<BR>New Wives Store<\/DIV><br \/>\n<DIV>A new wives store opened across the street. <BR>The first floor has wives that love sex. <BR>The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.<BR>The third through sixth floors have never been visited&nbsp; !!!! <\/DIV><\/TD><\/TR><\/TBODY><\/TABLE><IMG src=\"\/skull\/UploadFile\/2006814133814424.jpg\" border=0><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A store that sells new husbands has just opened  [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[80],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sh1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dadicdk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dadicdk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dadicdk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dadicdk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dadicdk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dadicdk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dadicdk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dadicdk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dadicdk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}