A Husband’s letter to his wife goes like this….


                  Dear Sweetheart:
                  I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
                  You are my sweetheart
                  Your husband
                  Allen

                  His wife replied back after some days to her husband…

                  Dearest sweetheart,
                  Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
                  1.. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
                  2.. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
                  3.. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two
                  or three kisses instead of the rent.
                  4.. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I
                  have given him some other items………..
                  5.. Other expenses 40 kisses
                  Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of
                  35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this
                  balance.
                  Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise !!!
                  Your Sweet Heart