A Husband’s letter to his wife goes like this….

 

                  Dear Sweetheart:

                  I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

                  You are my sweetheart

                  Your husband

                  Allen

 

                  His wife replied back after some days to her husband…

 

                  Dearest sweetheart,

                  Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

                  1.. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.

                  2.. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

                  3.. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two

                  or three kisses instead of the rent.

                  4.. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I

                  have given him some other items………..

                  5.. Other expenses 40 kisses

                  Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of

                  35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this

                  balance.

                  Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise !!!

                  Your Sweet Heart