Why America’s economy fell off the cliff

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock(made in Japan) for 6 am.

约翰早上六点被日本制的闹钟叫醒。

While his coffee-pot(made in China) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor(made in Hong Kong)

他那中国制的咖啡壶烧开了，他用香港制的电胡刀刮胡须。

He put on a dress shirt (made in Sri Lanka), designer jeans (made in Singapore)and tennis shoes (made in Korea)

他穿上斯利兰卡制的衬衫，新加坡的长裤及韩国制的运动鞋。

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet(made in India) he sat down with his calculator (made in Mexico) to see how much he could spend today.

在他用印度制的长柄电饭锅做好早餐之后，他坐下用他墨西哥制的计算器看他今天他能花多少钱。

After setting his watch (made in Malaysia) to the radio (made in India) he got in his car (made in Germany) filled it with gas (from Saudi Arabia)and continued his search for a good paying American.

在他从印度制的收音机上对了马来西亚制的 表上的时间后，他上了德国制的车还加满了从沙特阿拉伯进口的油，然后继续找好待遇的美国工作。!

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer(made in Taiwan), John decided to relax for a while.

在过了沮丧又没有结果的一天后， 他看看他台湾制的计算机，决定放松一下。

He put on his sandals(made in Brazil), poured himself a glass of wine (made in France) and turned on his TV(made in Indonesia), and then wondered why he can’t find a good paying job in AMERICA.

他穿上巴西制的夹脚拖鞋，倒了一杯法国生产的红酒然后打开印度尼西亚制的电视，还在奇怪为什么他找不到一个好的美国工作。

And now he is hoping he can get help from president made in Kenya.

现在他在希望从“肯亚制的美国总统”那边能得到帮助。